"Z"
Words & music by Hair Knight and Brent Bowman
Appears on Pied Piper
Get off of my back, just let me be.
I'm not the rotten pond scum you seem to see.
I'm an individual and you don't understand.
It's just too bad your life's so bland.
I need excitement, though I don't do drugs.
But I'm going to hell, so you say with a shrug.
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm pretty damn clean.
But that's not good enough for you, you're too mean.
Mary had a lamb but I don't give a damn.
Mary had a cow but I don't know how.
Oh God, I'm in hell 'cause I'm always in my car.
Thirty miles too young and I'm going too far.
When I think of you, I think of steering wheels.
Just sit back and let's make a deal.
If once in a while, it's an honest smile,
I'll give you frequent flyer miles.
Just give me a quick peek at your ass.
And maybe I won't charge you for gas.
Mary had a horse. Of course, of course, of course.
Mary had a pig because it was so bloody big.
This story happened in your community.
Parent-teacher unity.
Reefer madness can happen in your city.
Billy, Jim, Ralph: the results aren't pretty.
Mary got hot and Mae got hotter.
I think Mary's dead. Mae, get a glass of water.
Ralph got high and killed Jack with a pipe.
Got put away for his natural life.
Mary had a rat because that's where it's at.
Mary had a bull dyke. She finally got what she liked.
Mary had a platypus because she couldn't get a goose.
Mary had a squid. It charged her 20 quid.
1-2-3-4 Doesn't anybody use the door?
Fifth verse, same as the first!
Mary had a lamb but I don't give a damn.
Mary had a cow but I don't know how.
© 1991 Just A Song
