"Pizza Delivery Lady"
Words and Music by Hair Knight
Appears on Pish Posh

She was the queen of the one-pies, a solitary girl.
And you could see by her eyes she'd been around the world.
And if she had her choice she'd take two or three
And if I had my choice, she'd take me.

Well, I call out for pizza about every night
'Cause the pizza lady is a lovely sight.
Just looking at her makes me do flips
And one of these days I'll give her my tip.

Pizza Delivery Lady!
Ten minutes to Skerrydoon, she'll make it with five minutes to spare.
Pizza Delivery Lady!
You call in your order & by the time you hang up, she's there.

Tonight's the night I'm gonna make my move.
I'm combing my hair so I can look smooth.
I'll say, "Hey, Pizza Lady! How 'bout a date?"
I hope tonight she's not late.

Pizza Delivery Lady!
Ten minutes to Skerrydoon, she'll make it with five minutes to spare.
Pizza Delivery Lady!
You call in your order & by the time you hang up, she's there.

I open the door. There's a new guy standing there.
I ask where she's gone. He said she's moved out of town
And he didn't know where.

Pizza Delivery Lady!
Ten minutes to Skerrydoon, she'll make it with five minutes to spare.
Pizza Delivery Lady!
You call in your order & by the time you hang up, she's there.