"Cosmic Waltz"
Words and Music by Hair Knight
Appears on Pied Piper
Bored with the new steps and dance routines.
I boarded a spaceship to check out the scene.
This blue-skinned bombshell lead me to a hall.
In the center of this metallic ball.
Slowly they three-stepped around the hall.
Seems they were doing the Cosmic Waltz.
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
It's so easy to do!
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
Grab and alien and do it, too!
I asked the Venusian if she wanted to dance.
She said yes and then took two of my hands.
We waltzed in a circle and a figure of eight.
We waltzed into this green thing
that got quite irate.
It had no arms but it was twelve feet tall.
Seems it was just mad 'cause it couldn't waltz!
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
It's so easy to do!
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
Grab and alien and do it, too!
(party scene)
"Do you find me repulsive?"
"Umm...well....yes."
"I don't like the one over there."
The party was over it was time to go.
My mind was racing from dancing so slow.
Now we're together, dome-sweet-dome.
The pitter-patter of tentacles soon filed our home.
And little bots racing down the halls.
And we taught the family the Cosmic Waltz!
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
It's so easy to do!
Everybody Cosmic Waltz!
Grab and alien and do it, too!
© 1990 Just A Song
