"(Let's Run Over) The Driving
Examiner"
Words and Music by Hair Knight
Appears on Troubled Children and Bridges & Snakes
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Well, there's an old man. Examiner number two.
Whose face is crossed with veins of blue.
You better watch out when he gets in the car.
You better go slow. You better go far.
Watch out for the stoplight. There's another check
In the "clipboard of life" saying, "what the heck."
Don't get a second chance. He'll throw you in jail.
If you can't parallel park, you're gonna fail.
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Just another chance you beg and you plead.
"Listen, young man, I'm going to make you bleed.
Take a right here onto Elm Street."
I'm in a nightmare and I'm gonna get beat.
"You're driving in the margin. You're over too far.
Stop the vehicle. I'm getting out of this car.
You failed the test. You hit seven cones.
If you ever pass, I hope you drive alone."
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Get him with a Buick, Get him with a Ford. (word!)
Crush his head and make sure he gets gored.
You may think I'm crazy, a real fanatic
But this driving and this failing has got me manic.
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner!
Let's run over the driving examiner and burn his mangled corpse!
© 1989 Just A Song