"Oh, Ted!"
Words and Music by Just A Hobby
Appears on Pish Posh

Come here, little girl. You're looking good.
I'll show you how to get to Hollywood.
A casting couch is a good place to start.
I don't want your love. I don't want your heart.

Oh, Ted. They're gonna nail you against the wall.
Ted, this is your final fall.
Oh, Ted. And everybody's gonna know.
Ted, and then there goes the show.

I want to remember how it is to be young.
When the bill were paid and lovin' was fun.
Molestation is just a label.
I'm doing what I'm doing cause I'm simply able.

Oh, Ted. They're gonna nail you against the wall.
Ted, this is your final fall.
Oh, Ted. And everybody's gonna know.
Ted, and then there goes the show.

There's no harm. Are you sure of your age?
This is all out of love so feel no rage.
C'mon, relax. Would you like a drink?
Guilt is so stupid. Let's try not to think.

Oh, Ted. They're gonna nail you against the wall.
Ted, this is your final fall.
Oh, Ted. And everybody's gonna know.
Ted, and then there goes the show.

So soft, so young so full of life.
Smile for me baby. Your eye's like a knife.
I mean, we've come this far with no regrets.
Gonna have us a time you'll never forget!

Oh, Ted. They're gonna nail you against the wall.
Ted, this is your final fall.
Oh, Ted. And everybody's gonna know.
Ted, and then there goes the show.

Oh, Ted. They're gonna nail you against the wall.
Ted, this is your final fall.
Oh, Ted. And everybody's gonna know.
Ted, and then there goes the show.

© 1993 Just A Song