"The Finest Fucking Family In The
Land"
Traditional English Folk Song
Appears on Pish Posh
Oh, My little sister Lilly is a whore in Picadilly
And my mother is another in The Strand
And my father hawks his ass around The Elephant and Carstle
We're the finest fucking family in the land
My older sister Heather had a maidenhead of leather
And sh'es married to the leader of the band
On their wedding night the sod couldn't get it up, by God!
So he reached in and he broke it with his hand
Oh, the trials and tribulations of my various relations
Are much more than I could ever hope to stand.
So I'm hoping me you'll pardon for exhibiting my hard-on.
We're the finest fucking family in the land.
We're the finest fucking family in the land.
We're the finest fucking family in the land.
