"See You Underground (Lair)"
Words and Music by Just A Hobby
Appears on Pish Posh

I walked into the club and saw her dancing on the floor.
Something should've told me just to walk out the door.
But I was feeling kind of risky and she was looking so fine
So I waited for the song to end and asked her the time.
She said, "It's time for you to go and buy me a drink."
Which turned into five before I had time to think.
I felt the fire in her fingertips
But when I was looking away, she was licking her lips.

The night is dangerous in my master's lair
She's got blue eyes and long black hair.
And fingernails that ripped my flesh.
Well she was hungry and the blood was fresh.
When I woke up, she was gone.
She must have left before the crack of dawn.
A message on an empty mirror's what I found.
It said, "Welcome to my world. I'll see you underground."

I wandered up to High Street the very next night
to see if I could find a way to end my fright.
You see, I'd been having evil cravings during the day.
And the sun seemed to hurt me in unnatural ways.
I found my mistress in the usual place
And everyone else just seemed to take up space.
She kissed my neck and whispered in my ear.
She said, "The night is ours so have no fear."

The night is tempest in my master's lair
But there's a peace I can't get anywhere.
The razorfang that gently pierced her flesh
And the blood is sweetest when the blood is fresh.
I left her sleeping in uneasy rest.
Two red dots I left upon breast
Were bearers of the message all too profound
Welcome to my world. I'll see you underground.