"U.T.I."
Words and Music by Just A Hobby
Appears on Pish Posh
Well, Bobby called Johnny and Johnny called Sue
'Cause Mary had a problem and didn't know what to do.
You see, her home pregnancy test strip turned blue
And in the high school, everybody knew.
Well, Ricky tells her, "Baby, I'll do the right thing."
And he left for the mall to buy a wedding ring
As he was fishing for a quarter to put in the machine,
Mary stops him & says, "Baby, I've got good news...
"Thank God it's a urinary tract infection!
I'm not the mother of your child.
Thank God it's a urinary tract infection."
Those U.T.I.'s really drive me wild!
Well, Ricky was so happy he left for Mexico
And even though Mary was sad to see him go
On his way out of town, she was painting her toes
To go with her new open-toed sandals.
Well, Bobby caught her fancy and guess what happened next?
The word "safe" didn't seem to go with "sex."
Time for another home-pregnancy test
This one endorsed by Tony Randall.
"Thank God it's a urinary tract infection!
I'm not the mother of your child.
Thank God it's a urinary tract infection."
Those U.T.I.'s really drive me wild!
©1992 Just A Song
