"Kick It Mumsy!"
Words and Music by Hair Knight & Brent Bowman
Appears on Bridges & Snakes
Daniel S. ____ was an eagle scout and when we chill he likes
to shout.
He calls for his mumsy and his English shortbread.
Dan's upset 'cause of C__'s balding head.
Pulls out the crown, pulls out the staff.
Will not associate iwth the riff-raff.
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
Dan's got a rabbit, I don't know it's name.
It's not like Phred, color's not the same.
It's got some hair that it doesn't need.
It's an Angoran purebreed.
Hops, jumps. Ears are lopsided.
And when we chill, mumsy tries to hide it.
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
Let's chill with C__, Danny's number one friend.
Danny loves him so much cuz' of the gifts he sends.
C__'s getting bald. C__'s getting fat.
But nobody knows just where Cal's at.
Cal is rich and probably gay
But since he's got money he will get his way.
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
Kick it, mumsy! Kick it, mumsy!
Kikikikikikikikick it mumsy!
© 1988 Just A Song